when do you know you have been staying in hotels too long?

you know when you been in a hotel too much when you can recite the following:

• room service menu
• receptionists names
• cab drivers names who pick me up
• have a favourite room /floor

and when you are known on first name terms... I dunno if this pleases me or makes me feel like screaming! :-)
Ok enuff with the rubbish.... today has been a long day with a mega early start and long journey. Have spent the last 4 days at home with the Mrs and have been on the bike each day... I really missed it today... Odd hey? so.... i ventured into the gym and manged 32 mins non stop on the exercise bike ave 76 rpm... Loved seeing the miles stack up and the heart rate monitor - was really cool... this is going in the to purchase list. another great day and another night in a hotel -